Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Example Myth Number One

The Myth: Example is boring.

The Truth:  You will never be arrested by being involved in Example. Bowling. You will never have to lie to your parents about being in Example. You will never vomit because of an Example party. You will never be expelled or suspended by attending an Example activity. Faculty Pits. Your license will never be revoked because of Example. You will never have to scrounge up money because of a MIP offense. Blindfold Dodgeball. You will not be fined because of your involvement in Example. Human Luge. You will never need to cover shame and guilt because of an Example event. You will never attend a funeral of a friend because of illegal activities at an Example event. Your G.P.A. will not implode, explode or any other type of plode because of Example. Human Curling. Your energy, motivation and creative spirit will not decline because of Example. You will not die of alcohol poisoning because of Example.  Toilet Paper Mummification

You WILL have an opportunity to laugh guilt free, eat pizza, enjoy snowball fights, hear the Gospel of Christ and find great strength and gain confidence that NOT everyone is  drinking or using.

Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight.   
                                                - God, as he speaks to us in Proverbs 3:5-6